Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
- I have pizza and free internet access.
(via can-you-feel-my-gravity)
Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
it’s a puntastic feeling
(via teacupnightmares)
Source: oldmanhoho
Source: macavoys
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
(via lindseyisafirebender)
Source: captainmoi
I am currently stuck in an ethical quandary in which I want a cup of tea but I am too lazy to go to the kitchen and make one.
I have some very Hurt feelings about last night’s Doctor Who cliffhanger.
GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING
(via comescientistdestroy)
Source: jhermann
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Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
Source: hellyeahscarleteen
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