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Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

Followers, I’d like to take a moment to talk about something very dear to me. Every day, thousands and thousands of poor anons feel compelled to send unintelligible messages just like this one, and as a result, are often subjected to mockery and general impoliteness. This can have devastating effects on both their physical and mental health - as you can see by the contents of this question. For just two pounds a month, you can sponsor an illiterate anonymous spambot and help them through this tough grammatical time and put them back on the road to being a healthy, functional member of society.

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gamefreaksnz:

LEGO Lord of the Rings officially announced 
Warner Bros. has announced LEGO The Lord of the Rings, the latest game in Traveller’s Tales LEGO series due for release later this year.

I’m not even going to pretend that this doesn’t make me happy

gamefreaksnz:

LEGO Lord of the Rings officially announced

Warner Bros. has announced LEGO The Lord of the Rings, the latest game in Traveller’s Tales LEGO series due for release later this year.

I’m not even going to pretend that this doesn’t make me happy

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A quick maths question.

If the incredibly noisy bin men outside my window at 6 o’clock in the morning can fuck right off seventeen times every ten seconds and can fuck right off an extra twelve times every minute, how many times can they fuck right off in the twenty minutes of incessant racket necessary to make sure that I don’t have a lie in on my morning off?

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keepcalmandstaylovely:

Puns are literally the greatest things in the world.

Something I hope we can all agree with.

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doctorwhovengerlock:

Iron Manatee is best hero.

doctorwhovengerlock:

Iron Manatee is best hero.

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sub-ignis:

Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy

I took this out of a magazine at Humber College, sitting beside my favourite guy in the program. We’d just had a lecture on how puns in ads were the devil, but we were both tickled pink by this ad. 

sub-ignis:

Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy


I took this out of a magazine at Humber College, sitting beside my favourite guy in the program. We’d just had a lecture on how puns in ads were the devil, but we were both tickled pink by this ad.